Project+Patrick+Star

Name of Your Project Proposal:
Project Patrick Star

Explain the Problem:
Grendel the Comet is jealous of Morgan Freeman's Earth and in a fit of anger decides to destroy it.

Explain the Solution (sanctuary for 1,000,000 people):
PushAmericasomewhere else. Just kidding... we're pushing people in a cave instead! The solution to this problem is grim, but has a glimmer of hope.Americahas the opportunity to save one million of the brightest, most outstanding citizens to live in an underground cave for two years (until the destruction above ground clears) to preserve, and repopulateAmerica.

Explain How You Would Choose:
First and foremost, we have certain requirements that must be met qualify for entering the cave: -Between the ages of 20-50 -60% female, 40% male (for reproduction purposes) -No preferences or specific breakdown of race or sexual orientation (we just want the best, no matter what color you are, or who you are attracted to)

Next, certain tests must be taken and passed in order to qualify for entering the cave: -Physical fitness test (to determine stamina, endurance, and strength) -Health test (there will be no acceptance of people with have an immediately present, history, or genetic tendency towards a disease or more. A drug test will also be administered to ensure that no drugs or drug users enter the cave) -Background check (there will be no acceptance of anyone who has a criminal record) -Psychological Evaluation (there will be no acceptance of anyone with a psychological/behavioral abnormality, or a poor psychological history) -Fertility (there will be no acceptance of anyone who is infertile (male or female), it is extremely significant for the repopulation ofAmerica)

With the remaining persons who have met all these requirements, here is the breakdown of population: -25% Medical Professionals ~10% Specialists (OB/GYN's, infectious disease, surgeons, anesthesiologists, vetrinarians, dentists, psychologists/psychiatrists etc.) ~20% General Practitioners ~60% Nurses

-25% Laborers ~50% Vocational (permanent to their profession. For example: farmers, maintenance (plumbing, electricians etc.)) ~50% Rotational (rotate between jobs around the cave. For example clothing seamstresses, tailors, craftsmen, carpenters, chefs, cleaning etc.)

-20% Scientists ~30% Biological Science (Ecology, Epidemiology, Botany, Physiology, Biology etc.) ~30% Physical Science (Physics, Engineers, Architects, Mathematicians, Chemistry, Astronomy, etc.) ~20% Earth Science (Meteorology, Geology, Oceanography, Sustainability etc.) ~20% Social Science (Anthropology, Sociology etc.)

-10% Law/ Government ~47% Police ~47% Firefighters, EMTs, etc. ~2.5% Judicial, Executive, Heads of each department (chief of labor, chief of sciences, chief of medicine etc.)

-10% Professors/ Educators of all subjects

-10% Apprentices-This consists of a lottery of the remaining people who passed all the beginning tests who are willing to learn anything, and /or perform any labor, or simply bear children.

Explain Why This is the Best Solution Possible, Given the Conditions:
Given the conditions, we want the best in order for the cave, and life beyond the cave to thrive. This is the best solution to maintain law and order, the health of those in the cave, maintinence of the cave, and education for those in the cave, and the next generation.

Explain Why This Plan is FAIR:
The plan is not fair, Project Patrick Star wishes to push everyone in a cave and save all of humanity, but that's just not possible. However, in order to sustain life (within the cave and for many years after leaving the cave); we are using methods of survival of the fittest (in regards to health, education, mental and physical strength, and experience in the desired/needed profession).

Plan TV Public Service Announcement:
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Plan Radio Ad Public service Announcement:
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