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__//Name of Your Project Proposal://__ YOYO: You're On Your Own
==__//Explain the Problem://__A colossal comet is going to kill all the losers (the only people that will survive are the winners located within the caves). We must save 1,000,000 people in our wonderful underground limestone caves we== media type="file" key="brianna2.mp4" align="right" width="300" height="300"

__//Explain the Solution (sanctuary for 1,000,000 people)://__
==We want to save only the cream of the crop of the human species. That means if you are ugly, fat, sick, or old, you're on your own. Please do not beg because we WILL refuse you. Please do not attempt to disguise yourself because all the wrinkle cream in the world cannot save you.== ==The two limestone caves will hold enough food to feed 1,000,000 people for the next two years as the Earth slowly but surely becomes habitable once again. We will grow fruits and vegetables with the help of UV radiation lights currently being made by NASA. As for beds, hammocks will be our best bet and as far as entertainment, there will be large game rooms open to everyone. In addition, an indoor track will be at the disposal for those who want to work off those "end of the world" jitters.==

==__//Explain How You Would Choose://__We are taking the best people from almost every field in the workforce. Healthcare, construction, education, engineering, science, religion, finance, politics, business, government, environmental...and the list continues of all the job slots we need to fill. There will be a 50/50 split between men and women== media type="file" key="brianna1.mp4" align="right" width="300" height="300" ==. In addition, any one with contagious diseases, debilitating injuries/disabilities, a criminal record and a history of cancer will not be considered. The ages of The Chosen Ones will be in the range of 18-50. However, we will make exceptions if there are smart, elderly men/women that know a great deal in their area of specialty.==

__//Explain Why This is the Best Solution Possible, Given the Conditions://__
==This is the absolute best option because humans have the propensity to procreate with attractive individuals, which is precisely why there can be no uglies. In addition, obesity is a severe epidemic, and it is best to not pass that on through future generations. Plus, they would take up an excessive amount of space in the caves which we cannot afford to lose. Sick people, such as those with STDS, terminal illnesses or transmittable diseases, will also be excluded because we do not want to repopulate our earth with the infected. Old people are simply selfish if they want to steal a young person's spot in the sanctuaries. The oldies will die soon enough anyways and they were lucky to have enjoyed their time on a healthy earth.==

==__//Explain Why This Plan is FAIR://__ Fair? Who says this is fair? This is a matter of survival and it IS up to us and only us who we save. Nothing is fair when the guidelines clearly state we can only rescue 1,000,000 people. Fair is a matter of perspective, so there is no need to explain.==

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Hello, citizens of America. I regret to inform you that most of you will die in a short matter of time
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ave a million of you. The first one million that reach the White House win....Haha jaaay
==yyykaaayyy.... But for reals, we are selecting the million that will be able to survive in the underground caves for the next two years as Mother Earth becomes habitable again. I feel your pain if you are not among The Chosen Ones, but we face the extinction of our species. We must make the best of our plight. I hope you understand that it's not you, it's us. No matter your beliefs, hold onto your faith. Hope for the best. The Lord God Almighty bless us all forever and ever, AMEN.==

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